(That's a Portland joke. It's the name of a shop whose sign used to pass all the time on Broadway. Then it moved to Cargo on Water Street. I miss seeing it. My friend Larry was glad to see it move, though. The sign got on his nerves. So aggressively cheerful! I think that's what I loved about it. This little outpost of good cheer saying hey from the roadside.)
Anyway, here I am. I miss this bare-bones web.